That did not fool the headlines. The epidemic is spreading and threatens us is not actually swine influenza. The authorities know it, but do everything possible to hide it: this is an outbreak of Solanum incalculable potential danger. Ie we are, quite possibly, before the beginning of a zombie pandemic.
But do not fall into despair and start thinking about creative ways to suicide: the good Max Brooks, writer (among other things) Saturday Night Live, has done extensive research for writing this Survival Guide will increase exponentially our ability to survive the zombie apocalypse that ahead. Rush out to buy it and begin preparing for the worst. If they do, when you hear a terrifying scream and the sound of feet dragging dead, it's too late.
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